I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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