He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?