well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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