I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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