I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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