Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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