Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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