I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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