did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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