You're completely useless in the revolution.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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