You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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