Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
the raccoons are back...
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