clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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