I am spending my child support on dildos
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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