Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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