I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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