Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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