3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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