I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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