all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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