I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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