I puked a lego.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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