last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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