ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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