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• (408): View more from California

  No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  i just snorted my name. best moment ever

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• (925): View more from California

  You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?

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• (510): View more from California

  I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.

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• (914): View more from New York

  All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.

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• (562): View more from California

  Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.

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• (607): View more from New York

  I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that

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• (561): View more from Florida

  It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.

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