So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.