Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested

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(404): View more from Georgia

Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.

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(702): View more from Nevada

whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.

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(347): View more from New York

I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.

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