i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
