Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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