well most of my day revolves around power hour
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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