i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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