help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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