her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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