You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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