are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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