just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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