spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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