By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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