hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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