This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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