hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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