they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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