just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The struggles of a small town man whore
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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