Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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