SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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