69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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