Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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