Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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