Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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