Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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