What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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