I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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