Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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