everyone is single if you try hard enough
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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