It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
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I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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