I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
no you cant smoke seaweed
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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