called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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