So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
